Needs to be about 20% cooler.

hylianrudolf:

thisismydivision:

mor-mor-moriarty:

timelordofbakerstreet:

squeeneytodd:

brenda-the-quiet:

gingerbreadwolfeh:

gluttony-or-greed:

sonitusvir:

japaneseicecreamtruck:

captainshenanigans:

Meghan has been known to block gravitic pulses and deflect them toward a distant area. Additionally, she can make chickens appear from nowhere and she developed the talent to take control of computers. Meghan has mastered the ability to confuse the fears of an antagonist and she has learned to make duplicates of herself. She is protected from damage by an energy barrier. Lamentably, Meghan is deathly afraid of dolphins.

I CAN TAKE CONTROL OF COMPUTERS

OH THIS IS PERFECT 

Tori is able to transform water into diamond. She also displays all of the powers and talents of a yak and she developed the talent to transform any puppet into sand. Tori lords over a swarm of squids and she conquers combatants using a death-dealing morningstar that can force enemies to run home and cry to mama. Additionally, she can create cloth out of thin air. Tragically, Tori is especially vulnerable to string-based attacks.

…What did I just read.

Sonitus fights with an accurate quarterstaff. It likewise wades into combat wielding a magical bundle of spikes that also grants a breathtaking skill at searching and it has the power to communicate with salamanders from a distance. Sonitus can hurl deadly radiation from its sword in a field around itself and it has developed an impressive set of useful gadgets. Also, it possesses the power to take control of humans. Unfortunately, Sonitus is notorious for being kind of an asshole.

Fucking Radical.

(( Gluttony developed the talent to copy the size of his attackers. Also, he can sculpt and mold all corbomite with a thought and he has mastered the ability to block dazzling illumination and deflect them toward a single enemy, however only while in pain. Gluttony has the ability to become immovable and he possesses the power to skim the memories of others. Sadly, Gluttony suffers from being stupid.

suffers from being stupid.

I’M FUCKING DYING OVER HERE ))

Anna resists opponents wielding a wicked pet yak made from kevlar. Also, she can view distant locations with her mind and she has been known to sculpt and mold all steel with a thought. Anna has the power to take control of radiation and bend it to her will and she has a reputation for a stupendous massive subterranean lair. She likewise has mastered the ability to steal any one power of her antagonists and use it against them and she fights with a razor-sharp energy blade that can force assailants to flee. Unfortunately, Anna is especially vulnerable to adamantium-based attacks.

…Damn imma fucking pimp

Brenda possesses the power to copy any one power of her combatants. Additionally, she is able to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it toward any adversary close by and she has been known to fly through time. Brenda has learned to view distant locations with her mind, however using this power makes her incorporeal for one day. She has been known to spin like a whirlwind and she has the power to transform diamond into cloth. Brenda rides a staggering Segeway scooter into battle. Sadly, Brenda becomes partially paralyzed in the presence of ice.

Segeways are cool yo

Marisa has mastered the ability to confuse the emotions of an attacker. She also can steal the skills of her rivals and use it against them and she is protected from damage by an energy barrier. Marisa has a reputation for a breathtaking vision, but only in summer. Additionally, she possesses the power to make duplicates of herself and she resists foes with a poisonous stinger made from rubber. Marisa has learned to force spiders to drop all possessions, however this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Terribly, Marisa takes harm from exposure to gold.

Marisa has learned to force spiders to drop all possessions

I didn’t know spiders had possessions.

Jaclyn developed the talent to make weapons appear from nowhere. She lords over a assortment of machines and she has mastered the ability to sculpt and mold all fire with a thought. Jaclyn has been known to block bullets and deflect them toward a single rival, however she must speak words of power to do so. She likewise can absorb the damage from vacuum and use it to boost her knack at fighting in the dark and she has learned to take control of sound and bend it to her will. Jaclyn is able to transform any grue into dust. Tragically, Jaclyn is well-known for being homeless.

Okay :/ lolol

Beatrice has been known to jump into computers. She has the ability to become camouflaged, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Tragically, Beatrice is deathly afraid of sloths.

Captain Penguin is protected from damage by resilient skin. Additionally, she possesses the power to cause her rivals to become night-blind, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Captain Penguin brawls using a razor-sharp club made from dust and she wields a toxic morningstar that also grants an awe-inspiring wisdom. She is able to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and redirect it toward a distant area, but only in winter. Captain Penguin has the power to create silver out of thin air. Sadly, Captain Penguin is especially vulnerable to ice-based attacks.

Captain Penguin is vulnerable to ice-based attacks. 

Way to go.

Morgan possesses an awe-inspiring flexibility. Additionally, she brawls with a razor-sharp rifle made from kevlar and she possesses the power to steal the physical attributes of her combatants and use it against them. Morgan has developed all of the powers and talents of a squid and she can block night arrows and deflect them toward a single assailant. Tragically, Morgan becomes stupid in the presence of air.

Oh that’s pretty cool- wait.

STUPID IN THE PRESENCE OF AIR.

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

Shebu has been known to take control of horses. She likewise wades into combat wielding a deadly tail that can force adversaries to reveal their innermost secrets. Unfortunately, Shebu suffers from being tired.

Whoa guys, looks like we got a badass here.

adobsonart:

rachelthenerdfighter:

ATTENTION TUMBLR: THAT BLACK GUY AT THE BOTTOM? HE’S NOT VINCENT CRABBE.

HE’S BLAISE ZABINI.

I always wondered that… I figured it wasn’t Crabbe, but I still was confused why it wasn’t. The movie never really explained that, though I’m sure it’s explained in the books.

No, it has nothing to do with the books or movies.  I think his actor got convicted for some felony, and was put in jail or something.

(Source: bigbootaysophie)

musicalsharpie:

schalahasfun:

miyomo:

superkianagalaxy:

savvlles:

eightfoldwordplay:

mangosgonewild:

It will never stop

THIS^

same

me

OMG

^^^^^^^^^^

LOOOOOOOOOL

sooo true

(Source: highonstupidity)

princerito:

bobies:

zukothefirelord:

Take this test http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp and compare your results with the picture.
(And yeah, I got INFP Zuko. As great as that is… its also kinda worrying that I got him. xDDD) 

infp…..

zuko :’)

INFP.  Yessss Zukoooo

msawesomesmarties:

whosaywhat:

chibibuizel:

awesomephilia:

TRY THIS.

Go to Google Translate; Copy this text:

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Pick German as the ‘from’ language; Press the ‘Listen’-button

oh my god

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shoona:

I’m that weirdo who reads all of the readmores